I'm Kay and I hope to figure all of this out at some point. My blog is a mix of Disney, One Direction, Jonas Brothers, Hanson, NCISLA, Big Bang Theory, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., New Girl, Once Upon A Time, Psych, The Hunger Games, and anything else I find that I like. I sorta have a TV obsession.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.
I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.
I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.
I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.
I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.
You can come confess if you want……
(Source: tensacrosstheboard)
Harry: Erm........well.........um.....i dont um..... okay well pretty much use protection because i did some stupid things when i was er your age so erm yes.
Niall: dere comes a time when youre growin up and you become a big 'ol lad and you get urges to touch people. and have...intercourse take it easy on the girl ...just make sure she makes you a sandwich after cos you will work up an apetite. oh and protection always helps too.
Liam: Every girl is a princess. ONLY DO you know....IT WITH HER IF SHE WANTS TO. Dont forget to tell her how beautiful she is throughout it. be gentle. and BY GOD USE PROTECTION. Ugh...i cant even believe you want to do THAT with an innocent girl i mean SHE HAS A FATHER. good god you're lucky you aren't a girl you wouldn't be leaving the house.
Zayn: Well..sex is a beautiful thing. It is the meshing of two souls by love making. It is such an indescribable feeling. It is like walking among the bluest ocean on the softest sands with the one you love. Just dont forget to use protection or you'll be walking along the ocean with 2 people you love if you know what i mean aha
Louis: Well son, you gotta werk this girl. Be a panther in the bed room. please for the love of god dont get an STD so i dont have to drag your ass to the penis doctor ...because they're shady. so make sure you use protection okay. and make sure you give her a massive thank you for dealing with your needle dick
i hate when people don’t realize that followers aren’t just a number. those are all real people with lives and stories and if you have 100 or 10,000 followers, i think it’s really special that you can be connected to that many people at one time through the internet idk this makes no sense but don’t take your followers for granted okay if you’re reading this and you follow me then i love you i want to bake you cookies and give you a foot massage you deserve it
All of this even though I hate feet…but I would do it for you guys!!!
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
via sodamnrelatable
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Josh Hutcherson at the 2012, MTV Music Awards
That’s it for the night my friends. So I’ll just leave you in the most likely strong and capable hands of Josh Hutcherson for the night. Be gentle with him. I would also like him returned to me in the exact same condition in which I gave him to you. Thank you and goodnight.
(Source: world-directioner)